{"product_id":"were-all-gonna-die-vintage-painter-tee","title":"We’re All Gonna Die Vintage Painter Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA calm reminder that nothing matters — beautifully painted in happy little trees and flowers. This dark-humor vintage art shirt features a wholesome painter inspired by classic public television art culture creating a peaceful landscape with the aggressively cheerful message: “We’re All Gonna Die!” Styled like a retro 1970s\/80s painting tutorial with distressed textures, floral lettering, and cozy wilderness vibes, this design perfectly blends existential dread with comforting positivity.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRetail fit, unisex sizing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShoulder taping, side-seamed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrint Method: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/printdigisoft.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eDIGISOFT®\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/cdn.customcat.com\/images\/sizecharts\/3001c.png\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eSize Chart\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CustomCat","offers":[{"title":"White \/ X-Small","offer_id":45215062556751,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45603","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45215062589519,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45604","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45215062622287,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45605","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45215062655055,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45606","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45215062687823,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45607","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45215062720591,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45608","price":23.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45215062753359,"sku":"952-9405-108783738-45609","price":24.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ X-Small","offer_id":45215062786127,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45474","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":45215062818895,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45475","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":45215062851663,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45476","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":45215062884431,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45478","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":45215062917199,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45479","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45215062949967,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45480","price":23.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45215062982735,"sku":"952-9390-108783738-45481","price":24.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ X-Small","offer_id":45215063015503,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45563","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ S","offer_id":45215063048271,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45564","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ M","offer_id":45215063081039,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45565","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ L","offer_id":45215063113807,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45566","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ XL","offer_id":45215063146575,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45567","price":21.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":45215063179343,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45568","price":23.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Soft Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":45215063212111,"sku":"952-9402-108783738-45569","price":24.47,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/9069\/2431\/files\/DynamicImageHandler_0dc27418-2c55-43ab-983a-aae5af7477af.png?v=1778552539","url":"https:\/\/mittenmafia.com\/products\/were-all-gonna-die-vintage-painter-tee","provider":"Mitten Mafia","version":"1.0","type":"link"}