The Simulation Maintenance Crew Tee

Some people think it’s a conspiracy.
Some people know it’s a system.

The Simulation Maintenance Crew tee was built for the ones paying attention. Featuring a classified-file inspired back print with bold industrial typography, occult-inspired geometry, and the phrase:

“Reality Is Rendered. Perception Is Controlled.”

Printed oversized on the back with a clean Mitten Mafia chest logo on the front left breast, this design blends dystopian sci-fi, underground conspiracy aesthetics, and minimalist streetwear into one cold, official-looking statement piece.

Heavy black-on-black vibes.
Subtle enough to look real.
Bold enough to start conversations.

• Oversized full-back graphic
• Left chest Mitten Mafia logo
• Vintage classified document styling
• Designed for black tees
• Perfect for conspiracy, cyberpunk, simulation theory & underground culture fans

• 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles
• Retail fit, unisex sizing
• Shoulder taping, side-seamed
• Pre-shrunk
• Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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