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RYAN OLSON REDNECK SPEED METAL Engineer • NASCAR Fan • Honorary Redneck

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RYAN OLSON REDNECK SPEED METAL Engineer • NASCAR Fan • Honorary Redneck

$21.47
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Ryan spent years becoming an engineer.

Then he discovered NASCAR.

Everything after that became significantly louder.

What started as an appreciation for horsepower quickly evolved into a lifestyle.

Somewhere between Busch Light, race cars, Cleetus McFarland videos, and questionable financial decisions, Ryan completed his transformation into a full-fledged Honorary Redneck.

 

OFFICIAL RYAN STATISTICS

Occupation:
Engineer

Busch Lights Consumed:
Classified

Horsepower Discussions:
Daily

NASCAR Knowledge:
Concerning

Cleetus McFarland Videos Watched:
All Of Them

Bad Ideas:
Constantly Under Development

Redneck Status:
FULLY CERTIFIED

 

KNOWN PHRASES

“Hell Yeah Brother.”

“Watch This.”

“That’s Got To Be 800 Horsepower.”

“That’s Actually Pretty Cheap.”

“I Have An Idea.”

 

WARNING

If approached in public, Ryan may begin discussing:

• NASCAR

• Horsepower

• Burnouts

• Freedom

• Cleetus McFarland

• Why race cars are cooler than your hobbies

 

ACHIEVEMENTS UNLOCKED

✅ Engineer

✅ Beer Enthusiast

✅ NASCAR Fan

✅ Cleetus Disciple

✅ Honorary Redneck

🏆 LEGENDARY STATUS ACHIEVED

 

ENGINEER BY TRADE

REDNECK BY CHOICE

SPEED METAL BY THE GRACE OF GOD

 

“The calculations said no. Ryan said Hell Yeah Brother.”

  • 4.2 oz., 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles
  • Retail fit, unisex sizing
  • Shoulder taping, side-seamed
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Print Method: DIGISOFT®

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